Pervert Masturbates on Subway

Peter: 15th Jul 2005 - 14:28 GMT

i love how he tactfully pulled down his hood so that we couldn't see his face. it also helped muffle his grunts.

Peter: 15th Jul 2005 - 15:15 GMT

even the repugnant can be fascinating, especially in nyc.

elaine: 15th Jul 2005 - 15:50 GMT

i had no idea there was form for doing such a thing. why, i'll away and buy myself a jogging suit

Peter: 15th Jul 2005 - 16:29 GMT

i suppose one can get away with almost anything in nyc, as long as they conceil it well enough.

elaine: 15th Jul 2005 - 16:58 GMT

that's right, jeeff, and i like to know the inside dope on things. i forgot how to do the google link, but if you look up 'guy browning how to' he is excellent on advice inluding why not to hit a jellyfish with a spade

Peter: 15th Jul 2005 - 17:44 GMT

you mean like: guy browning how to?

type goo:blahblahblah between the double brackets on each side ;)

Laura : 15th Jul 2005 - 20:16 GMT

Oh man... you see the weirdest stuff on the subway. This isn't as bad as the time I was on the West Side Highway and the driver of the car next to me was doing it right out in the open and looking at all us other drivers. Ugh. People like to be exibitionists!

elaine: 16th Jul 2005 - 07:49 GMT

and drivers pick their noses, or they seem to whenever my mum looks, she has a thing about it

I don't get it: 29th Jul 2005 - 04:03 GMT

...but his hand id on his abdomen--right? its not like down his pants!?? Is it--I dont see it --it looks more like hes fondling his boob not his ---apendage....

Peter: 29th Jul 2005 - 13:48 GMT

perhaps you had to see it in person... this guys erect penis went up under his shirt/waistband, where he was stroking it rather gratuitously and obviously.

elaine: 29th Jul 2005 - 14:02 GMT

nope, that looks about right to me - obviously the great fashion experiment of wearing soft clothes really is sexy, after all! (and a little soft cradling on the outside further down, like holding a baby kitten...!)

piranha erem: 29th Jul 2005 - 14:11 GMT

"cup the balls and work the shaft" as they say. i am sorry to be nasty, but its true.....!

adam: 16th Jan 2006 - 08:17 GMT

i like it better when they cover themselves in used garbage bags.. its much more arousing that way

Tonya James-Rance: 3rd Sep 2007 - 23:03 GMT

I have a gross memory of me taking the train to Fort Hamilton... On the ride I was treated to a pervert showing me his wanker behind a newspaper.. I got off the train and while waiting for the next train, some guy tried to pick me up.. talking about how we could hook up.. On my 2nd trip to Fort Hamilton, I had some guy actually talking marriage.. when i got off at my stop he was still following me, i went to the pay phone and pretended to call my mother.. i told him my mother was about to meet me.. he seemed happy to get to meet his future mother-in-law.. then he saw a transit cop and started talking to him.. while he did this, i left and thank goodness did not see him again.

Lynsey: 18th Sep 2007 - 12:56 GMT

I was taking my dog for a walk on this path by where I live in the middle of the day. When I turned around this guy was stood on this bridge with his instrument out of his pants and doing what I think he was doing. I didn't stop to look so I turned around quickly and started to walk faster, however I turned around again to tell my dog to catch me up and I noticed the guy was walking away and got into a car in a car park and drove off. I thought "yes he's gone!" 15 minutes later I got to the next bridge and I totally nearly freaked out because I saw him again standing on the other side and he was you know, doing that. I was just about to run because it was freaking me out but these people came around the corner and were chatting loudly. This must have scared the guy off because when I looked to where he was standing he'd completely vanished. It totally freaked me out for like a week because I thought I'd like imagined it or something. I was also freaked out because if I wasn't imagining it then I had some weirdo stalker pervert guy following me. When I told my mother she just told me that it was more likely I'd just been followed so she told me to just be careful.

alma: 21st Apr 2008 - 19:13 GMT

well, between flashing and a rape, there's a whole world. flashing, in purist america, really is overrated. and "blondes" overreact. "oh my god, he was doing "that" ya know" and stuff.

a poor, clueless, lifeless guy, gets so much for his sex life, just by showing for a short time the head of his penis. and that's it.

people who should be arrested and eventually killed (or properly emasculated) would be stalkers, rapers, guys who INSIST on wanting to walk along with you while you clearly tell them to get lost. ya know, the kind of guy who actually and actively does something directly to you.

saw all kinds of weird comments from st prude maryangelicas of this type: "and he showed his instrument! the last thing i want to see is their instrument! of course i would want to see my boyfriend's! but that is really gross".

it just look like a finger. with a small hole.
it just looks like a sausage. but glued to some guy's belly.

it's just another piece of flesh.

exhibos and flashers are most of the time way less dangerous than your gardner or george w bush. they are lonely people. they are like rats: you tap on the floor, they run away.

"OMFG THAT WAS GROSS!" :) really.