I was wandering down Upper Street in Islington, London last Saturday minding my own business when I came across the strangest thing... A raunchy (and very funny) doll soap opera called "Destinee & Dirk" in the windows of a posh jewellery shop called Stephen Einhorn. So I went inside to investigate and for my efforts got a free keyring with a web adress link to the whole story-line on their website. Supposedly they have been doing it for years and have a bit of a cult following now and I can see why as it is absolutely hilarious. ...
Asphalt, tarmac, blacktop
Whatever you want to call it
Do you actually know what it feels like?
Not like when you fall off your bike onto the street
You're not feeling the pavement
You're feeling pain
Go outside, run your hands over it
The fact
The last sentence...