The Human Statue

San Diego, CA - jack - Friday, May 16th, 2008 : goo

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I walked over to this statue and saw money in the pail and decided to help myself to some extra cash and lo and behold the statue came to life, i was so shocked, i jumped back 22 feet into traffic on the highway and an 18 wheeler drove right over me, but because in my alter ego i am elastic man i was able to stretch out of the way of the truck and saved myself, but now you kids don't try this in your town, only elastic man can do this.

San Diego, a fun city to visit, and the waterfront is a maritine museum, so pack up your bags and come on down, but don't forget your sunscreen.

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