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Invasion of the Radioactive Space Sperm
Montreal, QC - EvilGentleman - Thursday, September 7th, 2006 : goo
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Sometimes when you take pictures of fireworks without a tripod, weird things happen. Such was the case this past June 24th when I was riding my bike along the Lachine bike trail at night and saw the Dorval display of St Jean Baptiste fireworks.
Lucky for me, I was a few miles away when the giant radioactive space sperm invaded the festivities and impregnated all the partygoers with überhuman DNA designed to make the human race eventually evolve into a superior race - skunk cabbage. On July 14, 2007, all those who were at the fireworks will turn into supergenius skunk cabbage. Two years later, the rest of the human race will follow suit.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Catherine Penfold-Waxman: watch the skies.
susannah: 8th Sep 2006 - 21:26 GMT
That explains the cabbage sitting next to me on the bus this morning.
susannah: 8th Sep 2006 - 21:38 GMT
Pros and Cons of being a skunk cabbage:
http://www.essences.com/vibration/sept98/skunk.html
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