What to Do in Sarnia?

zagg: 30th Jul 2006 - 17:24 GMT

I shall not stand this: I MUST NOT HAVE LOCAL COMPETITION FOR BEING THE BEST SARNIA PHOTOGRAPHER

*plans to overrule*

zagg: 30th Jul 2006 - 17:25 GMT

p.s
nice Imperial Oil mug, could you be more Sarnian?

jfilip: 1st Aug 2006 - 14:10 GMT

Actually, I am more Sarnian. I moved to Toronto seven years ago and these are my 'Sarnia' keys:

zagg: 1st Aug 2006 - 21:37 GMT

My keys have a thing from Intercourse Pennsylvania.

jfilip: 2nd Aug 2006 - 15:05 GMT

I want to move to Intercourse Pennsylvania. NOW.

www.800padutch.com/intercs.shtml

Get some AAA buggy rides!

Once, a long time ago, I was in Stratford(, ON) and while walking down the street I saw a road sign saying 'Church of Immaculate Conception' and an arrow pointing to the other side of the road. There was just a house over there so I walked over and knocked on the door. Nobody was home, apparently. And that's the end of that sad excuse for a story.

zagg: 3rd Aug 2006 - 02:29 GMT

I never had intercourse in Intercourse but I did eat a very lovely soft pretzel! (PA is very big on those).

EvilGentleman: 3rd Aug 2006 - 02:37 GMT

If you spoke to someone in a friendly manner while ordering your soft pretzel, then you could be considerd to have engaged in social intercourse in Intercourse, PA.

EvilGentleman: 3rd Aug 2006 - 02:44 GMT

But what I really wonder is:

- What happens to liars in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico?
- How do they explain the existence of prisoners in Independence, Missouri?
- How do people really kiss in French Lick, Indiana?
- If people from Newfoundland are always the brunt of Newfie Jokes, Imagine how the people of Dildo, Newfoundland must feel.
- What is the proper way to pronounce the name of the village of Fucking, Austria?

Damn, this could go on forever...