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1) Follow the sign, and stagger into the ditch.
2) Climb out of the ditch, covered in mud.
3) Notice the sign over the road, that is already warning people about you.
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Catherine Penfold-Waxman: 14th Apr 2006 - 13:23 GMT
My second career is calling.
Tom: 18th Mar 2007 - 14:22 GMT
haha, thats on Irlam Moss, I know exactly where it is and smile every time I pass it :)
Screwps: 4th Jun 2007 - 11:14 GMT
Can't say I've ever seen it, but definatly worth looking for. Very good!
JustMe: 9th Jun 2008 - 20:26 GMT
Good to know there're still small-minded people out here who enjoy condemning unconventional lifestyles of whice they know little.
Andrew Smith: 27th Jun 2008 - 15:18 GMT
JustMe - I don't see where anyone above was condemning unconventional lifestyles, whether by circumstance on choice. It was a very light hearted attempt at humour.
I take it you are a fan of skag-head, alcoholic, piss-ridden tramps then? (joke).
I am confused by your second post, which may explain your first?
The I.T Tramp: 23rd May 2009 - 14:34 GMT
So what you are saying is that all Tramps are Alcoholics,piss ridden, hmm, me thinks i would like to meet you on a cold wet night, and smash your head in with a big rock, it is thanks to no brainers like you that the Tramp's of today still have the shit thrown at us, MORON!
Andrew Smith: 23rd May 2009 - 21:09 GMT
I.T the online Tramp, perhaps you could smash your laptop into my head? The original post was meant to be a light-hearted comment on an amended sign.
That JustMe took it so seriously as to be offended I decided to give them something to be offended by, but as it in no way reflects my actual opinions I put 'joke' in brackets.
As you also took offence and are actually threatening to murder me all I can say is get to fuck for now. Once you have calmed down I hope you can carry on with your unconventional lifestyle unharrassed if that is how you want to live but, if you want to get off the streets, good luck with that too.
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