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Strangely Poetic Spam
New York, NY - Catherine Penfold-Waxman - Tuesday, November 29th, 2005 : goo
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I hate spam. I loathe it. I have a dream of being in a bar and the person next to me is bragging that they are a spammer and I turn into a red rage and bottle them -- there is blood everywhere, gouts of it splashing up the curtains and I'm screaming, "NOT IN MY INBOX." All this coming from a pacifist.
So I'm suprising myself by posting this penis enlargment spam e-mail:
> New Penis Enlargement Patches!
>
> I prefer liberty to chains of diamonds.
> I never know how much of what I say is true.
> Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
> The long habit of living indisposeth us for dying.
>
> I don't really trust a sane person.
Is this simply a collection of song lyrics shoved together to foil anti-spam software? Or does this spammer have a soul?
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jack: 30th Nov 2005 - 00:05 GMT
how large can a penis get? no soul just a babbler one word, majical, mis-used. should be ,'disposes'. i always thought that a penis on average is 9 to 12 inches. but not lets get into a discussion on the size of penis'remember its ' how you use it'this is disgusting catherine, see what you do to me.
Catherine Penfold-Waxman: 30th Nov 2005 - 00:23 GMT
Tea with bromide, Jack. Or maybe a cold shower.
(Please, God, don't let me be the one to have started a thread about penis's. It's Catholic school all over again.)
Catherine Penfold-Waxman: 30th Nov 2005 - 14:26 GMT
Brilliant!!! Absolutely brilliant! These are both fantastic.
Jamie, where did you get the enormous wooly willy from?
I'm so confused about sucking someone non-sexually.
Catherine Penfold-Waxman: 30th Nov 2005 - 14:28 GMT
umm...I just read this again and to be clear I was asking where was the picture of the wooly willy taken.
GGP: 30th Nov 2005 - 14:59 GMT
i can't resist weighing in on this thread as well. saw this box on University Place the other day--a real head-scratcher, as it were.
Catherine Penfold-Waxman: 30th Nov 2005 - 15:08 GMT
Now I can't get the song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile out of my head.
Jamie: 30th Nov 2005 - 15:23 GMT
a mcdonalds restaurant somewhere in northern ireland, armagh i think.
gaz: 30th Nov 2005 - 16:25 GMT
i like how someone seems to have pissed on the word piss. additionaly, i like that fact that ratner is a penis toucher.
Catherine Penfold-Waxman: 18th Dec 2005 - 19:46 GMT
Here's some more strangely poetic spam for medications:
Looking for a specific medication? Let us know what you need!
We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it....
I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Wagner drives the nail into your head with swinging hammer blows.
If a man's eye is on the Eternal, his intellect will grow.
The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
My friend is writing a book and I started collecting spam names to her to use to protect the innocent. Today I shall send her 'Robert Fletcher.'
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