Schoolgirls at Lunchtime

WildBritishStyle: 23rd May 2002 - 17:46 GMT

Lunchtime Boredom...

Where to go, must get out the office it's sunny outside. it's not often sunny. The chupa chups machine looks exciting. I'll put my 20p coin in the slot and turn the turney thing around a bit. Damn cool, it's playing a song for me while dispensing my lollipop in a unnecessarrily long-winded way. Up the conveyor, round the spinney thing ooh wait, wait a little longer ooooh there it goes down the shoot. The music's still playing. Damn it's vanilla again. I wanted orange!

Only a KFC Twister Meal can calm my nerves at this point. I'll go large for 30p extra. 30p, it only cost 20p to be dissapointed by the Chupa-Chups machine. There's a long long queue and only one spotty chick serving. There's a big dude in a red shirt getting served. He has a cap on with a big clump of hair sprouting from the back. There's a family in front of me, by their accents i can tell they're from the south of Ireland, they look totally out of place. "oh i just want the chicken, do they do chicken?, do i get a knife and fork with that"

nah you get a spork woman, get with the program. Now move outta my way, i need some deep fried chicken parts wrapped in a pseudo tortilla, all funked up for my delectation. man these fries are too hot, cooked fresh. Everything here is cooked fresh, which perhaps is a good thing, although it means that this fast food isn't really fast at all.

Time to go back to work. Will you people stop staring at me?!

benji: 11th Sep 2006 - 08:09 GMT

is that the ghost of a couch cushion haunting the covenant girls?

WildBritishStyle: 16th May 2008 - 23:48 GMT

No. it's what I used to use to de-mist my windscreen